Sunday, September 19, 2010

Crazy Laws in Oregon..WTH?



Stupid Laws in Oregon




A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.

So please have a lookout for you as you unload groceries to let you know if a cop is close by..WTH!
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An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork which depicts sexual excitement.

So please make sure that any artwork with sexual excitement you show to children is classless..not classical...WTH!

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Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.

But it is completely within the law to carry them on the luggage rack...WTH!


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Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.

It has been shown to cause high cholestrol in test fish..WTH!

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Dishes must drip dry.

Well damn I just bought Jet Dry for the dishwasher! When did this law change? WTH!

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Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk.

As opposed to the old law that said we can just run thier a$$ over? WTH!

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Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.

Ok Oregon no more Ice Cream Sundaes! WTH!


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It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.

But it is legal to grow your own & give it away to your neighbors? WTH!

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