
Stupid Laws in Oregon
A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.
So please have a lookout for you as you unload groceries to let you know if a cop is close by..WTH!
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An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork which depicts sexual excitement.
So please make sure that any artwork with sexual excitement you show to children is classless..not classical...WTH!
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Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.
But it is completely within the law to carry them on the luggage rack...WTH!
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Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
It has been shown to cause high cholestrol in test fish..WTH!
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Dishes must drip dry.
Well damn I just bought Jet Dry for the dishwasher! When did this law change? WTH!
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Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk.
As opposed to the old law that said we can just run thier a$$ over? WTH!
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Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.
Ok Oregon no more Ice Cream Sundaes! WTH!
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It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
But it is legal to grow your own & give it away to your neighbors? WTH!
by jove I think I've got it
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